Clem Diddlyiscious Funny Status Messages

   Trump and I do agree on one thing. We'd both like to b@ng his daughter.

   Thank you, ladies. For shaving your pits, legs, bikini,and face. Thank you for makeup and clothes that shape you, and hold it all in. Thank you for face-lifts, tummy tucks, implants and lipo. Sincerely, Us Fake Men.

   If you want to get a bead on how cuckoo women are, just look at your fb newsfeed.

   I don't know whether to be angry with or jealous of my facebook friends who seem to have absolutely zero idea that an election took place.

   Having fun driving the OCD girls on FB crazy who poke back in a nano second and will keep doing it till I stop.

   "I was Country, when Country wasn't cool." Newsflash. It still isn't.

   Anyone ever notice the pro abortion crowd looks like they never "get any" in the first place?

   So Obama likes surfing. That PROVES he's more in touch with his white side. Blacks are afraid of the water.

   The Democratic and Republican parties that we once knew no longer exist. Extremists to the left of me, control freaks to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with broads.

   The world will go to war over anything. The mess in Brussels right now. I mean, how important are sprouts. really.